Dr. Fag

itwasallfakebaby:

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LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?

(via thefunnygentleman)

Me:

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They see me trollin', they hatin' Stranger: hey!
You: HI!
You: We're gonna be the beeeeeeest of friends...
You: *touches you inappropriately*
Stranger: hahahhaa!!! :))
Stranger: ayt..
You: ayt?
Stranger: ayt.. its like saying okay...
Stranger: you dont know that?
Stranger: where you from?
You: aight?
You: that's how I spell it.
You: Australia motherfucker.
Stranger: haha!!
Stranger: soo what! we all have our differences .
You: Stop your stupid laughing, it makes you look like a whore.
Stranger: wow... why soo mad all of sudden
Stranger: dont be such a ass!
You: U mad bro?
Stranger: not even,
Stranger: you are!
You: Nigger please.
Stranger: 9gag.
Stranger: :))
You: I'll gag your 9.
Stranger: wow! that is soo.....
Stranger: LAME.
You: I like to think of it as retro.
Stranger: you dont know what 9gag is? O.o
You: I do. Do you know what lemonparty is though?
Stranger: nope..
You: look up lemonparty.org, if you like 9gag I bet you'll like that :) similar stuff.
Stranger: ya right!
You: Hm, okay. I was trying to be nice :\
Stranger: haha! fine.. ill go
Stranger: bingo?
You: bingo.
Stranger: dude! you are such a douche!
You: 8D
You: It totally was worth it.
You: And I'm a girl, fyi.
Stranger: same here!
Stranger: for a girl... your sick!
Stranger: i cant believe you watch those... or look at those
You: Bluewaffle?
Stranger: what a whore!
You: Two girls, one cup?
Stranger: your gross!
You: one man, one jar?
Stranger: ayt! bye! :D
You: MEAT SPIN?!
Stranger: nice talkin to you though :D
You: Oh bby. Don't be like that.

» HOW TO SLIP LIKE A BOSS.

then there’s me..

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